Are you ready to get schooled by the smartest guys in Vegas? Dive into the world of high-stakes finance and find out what it means to be “short”…not just a bad haircut! Get ready for some seriously quotable wisdom from the movie that made us all go “aha!” – The Big Short. In this post, we’ve got +21 quotes from the film that will make you laugh, cry, and maybe even learn something new about the crazy world of high finance.
The house of cards is built on shaky ground.
You can’t predict the market, but you can predict the madness that comes with it.
I’m not saying it’s going to be easy. I’m just saying it’s gonna be worth it. – Mark Baum
You’re telling me that these mortgage-backed securities are a great investment? That they’re backed by the American Dream? – Charlie Geller
The subprime lending market is growing rapidly. It’s like a Ponzi scheme, but with houses.
I’m not just making money, I’m making history. – Michael Burry
The more people who know, the less they’re willing to lend. – Charlie Geller
You don’t always have to get it right. You just have to be righter than the other guy. – Michael Burry
The system is rigged against us. We’re like David and Goliath, but with better haircuts. – Charlie Geller
I’m not a hedge fund manager. I’m an archaeologist of the financial world. – Michael Burry
The value of these mortgage-backed securities is based on the assumption that housing prices will continue to rise forever.
We’re not going to get paid if we don’t take the risk. – Mark Baum
The only people who understand the value of these securities are the ones selling them to us. – Charlie Geller
You can’t make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear. But you can make a nice profit from it.
The more you know, the less you want to do it. – Mark Baum
We’re like the guys who shorted Enron. We’re the bad guys in this story. – Charlie Geller
The system is designed to fail. It’s just a matter of when. – Michael Burry
You can’t fix it if you don’t understand it.
I’m not saying we’re going to make a lot of money. I’m just saying we’re going to lose a lot less. – Mark Baum
The value of these securities is based on the assumption that people will continue to buy them, even when they know they’re worthless.
We’re not just making money. We’re making a point. – Michael Burry