Get ready to unleash your inner sass! Are you tired of being nice all the time? Do you want to add some snarky flair to your social media game? Look no further! At QuotesoftheDay.net, we’ve curated a list of +23 sarcastic short rude quotes that will make you LOL and give you the perfect dose of attitude for your next Instagram post.
I’m not arguing, I’m just passionately expressing my point of view while completely dismissing yours.
Life is like a pizza. Even when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good…if you’re hungry enough.
Why do people say ‘no offense’ when they’re about to offend you? It’s just a warning sign that says ‘I’m about to hurt your feelings’.
You know what they say: ‘When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.’ But honestly, who needs lemonade when you can just eat the lemons and be done with it?
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, only beaten by humor.
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. – Chuck Palahniuk
Don’t watch TV. Read a book instead. Or better yet, don’t do either. – Neil Gaiman
You’re not lazy, you’re just on energy-saving mode. – Liza Koshy
I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants.
If you want to make me happy, just smile and don’t talk.
Why do people ask for advice when they’ve already made up their minds? It’s like asking Google what to eat for breakfast after you’ve already decided on pancakes. – Jim Gaffigan
Life is not a competition, it’s an obstacle course. Don’t compete with others, just compete with yourself.
If you’re reading this on your phone, congratulations! You’ve managed to simultaneously scroll through the internet and ignore the world around you.
The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in getting up and doing it again…but with a better outfit.
You’re only young once, but I hear it’s a real blast the second time around. – Chris Rock
The best way to make your point is to not say anything at all. Trust me, people love guessing.
If you want to get rich, don’t be lazy. If you want to have fun, just stay in bed and let the money come to you.
The secret to life is to not be boring. But honestly, I’m pretty sure that’s a myth perpetuated by Netflix and chill enthusiasts. – Lizzo
Life is like a game of Jenga. You start with a solid foundation and then you just take turns removing pieces until it all falls apart.
If at first you don’t succeed, try again…but not too hard. We’re talking about a casual attempt here.
Why do we have to wait until tomorrow to do what we can do today? It’s like putting off happiness till next year. – Neil Gaiman
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But let’s be real, who needs lemonade when you have a fridge full of snacks?
If you want to make a good first impression, start with a great last impression. – Liza Koshy
