Get ready to spice up your day with our latest collection of short and sassy quotes! Because let’s face it, life can get mundane, but a good dose of sass is just what we need to shake things up. Whether you’re a fan of witty comebacks or inspiring words, these +22 quotes are sure to tickle your funny bone and leave you feeling empowered. From humor-filled one-liners to motivational gems, our short and sassy quotes will make you laugh, cry, and maybe even use them as the perfect response to that pesky coworker who always asks “how was your weekend?
My filter is turned off, proceed with caution.

If you can’t take a joke, I’ll just tell one anyway.

Sassy today, tomorrow who knows?

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

Life is too short for bad coffee and terrible relationships.

Don’t talk to me, I’m in a silent mode.

If you’re not first, you’re last. And if you’re last, well… that’s just basic math. – Dwight Schrute (The Office)

Warning: I’m about to unleash my sass. Proceed with caution.

If you can’t handle a little bit of drama, stay out of the real world.

Sorry not sorry for being an adult and functioning today.

I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.

Be happy for those who are better than you. Because if they weren’t better, you’d be the one being miserable.

Don’t like me? That’s cool. I don’t need friends like that anyway.

I’m not arguing, I’m just passionately expressing my point of view while completely dismissing yours.

Life hack: If you want to be happy, find someone who makes you laugh. And if they don’t make you laugh, fire them.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But let’s be real, I’m gonna just eat the lemons and be done with it.

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

My life is a mess. But hey, at least the mess is interesting.

I’m not lazy, I’m just on coffee break.

When in doubt, add glitter. And when that doesn’t work, add more glitter.

If you can’t handle a little bit of sarcasm, stay out of the real world. Or better yet, stay out of my presence.

Life is too short for boring conversations and bad coffee. Let’s just get to the good stuff.