Love is in the air… and so are cringe-worthy moments that make you go ‘awww’! Are you tired of cheesy love quotes that just don’t cut it? Look no further! We’ve got a collection of over 29 ridiculously romantic, laugh-out-loud cringy love quotes that will make your heart skip a beat (or roll its eyes). Whether you’re a hopeless romantic or just here for the LOLs, get ready to swoon and giggle with these hilarious cringy love quotes that are sure to spice up your social media game!
I’d rather be lost in an endless sea of your eyes than find my way to anywhere else.
You’re the pixel that makes up the entire screen of my heart, even if we have a lot of glitches.
I love you more than words can say, but I’ll try to say them anyway… in iambic pentameter!
You’re the cream cheese to my bagel, but I’d still eat you on a plain cracker if it means being with you.
I’d rather be stuck in a time loop with you than experience any other moment without you.
You’re the sunshine on a cloudy day, but I’ll just pretend it’s not cloudy if we’re together.
I love you more than life itself, unless we have a really good game show offer… with cash prizes!
You’re the missing piece to my puzzle, but I’ll just use cardboard instead if it means having you.
I’d rather be lost in a world without Google than find my way to anywhere else without you.
You’re the cheese to my macaroni, the peanut butter to my jelly!
I’d rather be stuck on a deserted island with you than on a luxurious cruise with anyone else.
You’re the sprinkle on top of my ice cream, the missing piece to my puzzle!
I love you more than pizza, and that’s a lot!
You make my heart skip a beat, or should I say, my heart beats for you?
We’re like two peas in a pod, except one pea is way hotter than the other.
You’re my forever and always, unless we get divorced in which case it’s just forever.
I love you more than words can say, but I’ll try to say them anyway!
You’re the cream cheese to my bagel, the butter to my popcorn!
I’d die for you, unless we have life insurance, in which case I’ll just really regret it.
You’re the sunshine on a cloudy day, or should I say, the sun to my cloudy disposition?
We’re like two slices of pizza that are meant to be together!
I love you more than life itself, unless we have a very exciting game show offer.
You’re the reason I wake up in the morning, or should I say, the reason I hit snooze?
We’re like two peas in a pod, except one pea is a little bit green.
You make my heart sing, unless we have a really bad singing show on at the time.
I love you more than anything in this world, unless we have a giant pile of cash.
You’re the missing piece to my puzzle, or should I say, the piece that’s been missing for years?
We’re like two slices of pizza that are meant to be together, unless we have a really good food delivery option.
I’d rather be stuck on a deserted island with you than on a luxurious cruise with anyone else, unless the cruise has a really nice spa.