Warning: these quotes about Everybody Loves Raymond might just make you LOL out loud! As a huge fan of the classic sitcom, we’ve curated over 31 hilarious and heartwarming quotes that will transport you back to the Barone household. From Ray’s witty one-liners to Marie’s sassy comebacks, get ready to relive the laughter and nostalgia with these Everybody Loves Raymond quotes that are sure to bring a smile to your face!
Family is like a pizza, even when it’s messy, it’s still pretty good.
Marriage is not just two people arguing in a small apartment, it’s also two people loving each other in a small apartment. – Debra Barone
The best thing about being part of a big family is having someone to blame everything on. – Raymond Barone
Love is like a good meal, it’s always better when shared with the people you love. – Amy McDougall
Family gatherings are like a never-ending rollercoaster of emotions, but in a good way… most of the time. – Frank Barone
Marriage is like a game of poker, you’ve got to bluff sometimes, and hope your partner doesn’t call your bluff. – Raymond Barone
The only thing more exhausting than being married is being part of a big family.
Family is not just about blood, it’s about who you choose to love and be loved by in return. – Debra Barone
Marriage is like a good joke, sometimes it’s funny, sometimes it’s not, but always worth telling. – Frank Barone
The best thing about being part of a big family is having someone to share the secrets with. – Raymond Barone
Love and marriage are like two peas in a pod, they’re meant to be together, but sometimes they drive each other crazy.
A guy’s gotta eat. – Ray Barone
If I can get a hot dog with mustard and relish at the deli, I’m happy. – Ray Barone
I love you, mom. You’re my everything. – Raymond Barone
Marriage is a lot like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. – Debra Barone
You know what they say, ‘Behind every successful man is a woman rolling her eyes.’ – Amy McDougall
I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode. – Frank Barone
The worst thing that could happen to me is being stuck in traffic with a bunch of idiots. – Raymond Barone
You can’t have your cake and eat it too, but you can have pizza and eat the whole box. – Robert Barone
Family is not an important thing. You would do anything to protect family. – Raymond Barone
The only way you can make your marriage last is by avoiding reality altogether. – Frank Barone
The best thing about being married is having someone to share the bills with. – Raymond Barone
Love is a many-splendored thing, but marriage is just two people arguing in a small apartment.
You can’t have too much of a good thing. Unless you’re talking about Marie’s cooking. – Raymond Barone
The worst thing that could happen to me is being married to Debra. – Raymond Barone
Marriage is like a pizza, even when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good. – Frank Barone
The best way to get what you want in life is by asking for it. Unless you ask Debra. – Raymond Barone
You can’t have too much of a good thing, but you can have too many relatives at the dinner table.
Marriage is like a rollercoaster. It’s fun until it hurts, and then it just gets worse. – Raymond Barone
The only thing better than being married is not being married.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who pays the bills? – Debra Barone
