Love can be a beautiful thing, but let’s face it – sometimes it can also be a downright messy and heartbreaking experience. That’s why we’ve curated a list of +23 horrible quotes about love that will either make you laugh, cry, or nod your head in solidarity. From the sarcastic to the soul-crushingly honest, these quotes capture the not-so-rosy side of romance and relationships, reminding us that even in the worst of times, we’re never alone in our misery!
The only thing more suffocating than a romantic relationship is a conversation with someone who loves to talk.

Love is like a bad cold – it’s miserable, but you’ll probably get over it eventually.

The most romantic thing you can do for someone is to ignore their birthday.

Love is like a pizza delivery – it’s hot, but often late.

I’d rather be alone with my Xbox than in love with someone else’s problems.

The only thing I love more than solitude is a good excuse to avoid it.

Love is like a toxic relationship – it’s all fun and games until someone gets hurt.

The best thing about love is that it makes you forget how much you hate yourself.

Love is just a myth perpetuated by Hallmark and Netflix.

I’m not in love, I’m just temporarily insane.

The only thing more exhausting than being in love is trying to get out of it.

Love is like a flu – it’s contagious, but also really annoying.

The most loving thing you can do for someone is ignore them completely.

I love being alone because it means I don’t have to pretend to be interesting anymore.

Love is just a euphemism for ‘I’m willing to put up with your crap’.

Being in love is like being trapped in a never-ending loop of bad decisions.

The only thing I hate more than love is the idea of having to love someone else’s cat.

Love is just an excuse for people to be annoyingly cheerful all the time.

The most loving thing you can do for someone is to give them a decent Wi-Fi signal.

I love being alone because it means I don’t have to share my snacks with anyone.

Love is just an illusion created by the societal pressure to be sentimental.

The only thing more painful than heartbreak is trying to listen to someone else’s music.

Being in love is like being on a never-ending rollercoaster of emotions, but without the fun or excitement.