Are you ready to laugh, love, and maybe even learn a thing or two about relationships from the World’s Best Boss himself? Get ready for the most epic Michael Scott quotes on love that will make you LOL, nod your head in agreement, and possibly inspire you to be as quirky and lovable as Dunder Mifflin’s infamous regional manager. In this post, we’ve gathered over 33 of his most memorable (and sometimes cringe-worthy) quotes about love – just for you!
Love is like a perfectly cooked egg. It’s all about the timing.
I’m not a matchmaker, but I can definitely play cupid. With a bow and arrow. – Michael Scott
You know what they say: ‘Love is blind.’ But I think that’s just an excuse for being lazy in the relationship.
I love love so much, I’ve got a whole shelf dedicated to love books. And by ‘love books,’ I mean self-help books. – Michael Scott
Love is like a game of darts. You throw your heart out there and hope it lands on the right spot.
I’m not saying I’m a good listener, but I’m always happy to listen to someone talk about their love life. – Michael Scott
You can’t buy true love, but you can buy a really nice pair of shoes. And that’s kinda the same thing.
Love is like a big hug from your favorite aunt. It’s warm and fuzzy, but also kind of awkward. – Michael Scott
I love love so much, I’ve got a whole playlist dedicated to love songs. And by ‘love songs,’ I mean songs about heartbreak.
You know what they say: ‘Love is the answer.’ But sometimes the question is really annoying. – Michael Scott
I’m not saying I’m a hopeless romantic, but I do love a good love story. Especially if it’s about someone else.
Love is like a box of fine chocolates. It’s all about the experience, not just the taste. – Michael Scott
You can’t have too much of a good thing, but you can definitely have too much of love. Unless it’s that one love.
I’m a friend first, and a boss second. Probably an entertainer third. – Michael Scott
Would I rather be feared or loved? Both. I want people to fear how much they’re going to love me. – Michael Scott
Love is like a pizza, it’s great when it’s hot, and not so great when it’s cold.
I’m a romantic. I love romance. I love Valentine’s Day. I love flowers. I love gifts. – Michael Scott
Love is like a three-layer cake. You have the bottom layer, which is the foundation. The middle layer, which is the fun stuff. And then you have the top layer, which is the icing.
I’m not a hugger, I’m a kisser. Unless you’re feeling down, then we can be huggers. – Michael Scott
You know what they say: ‘When it comes to love, it’s all about the feels.’ And by ‘the feels,’ I mean the feels of the heart, not just the feels of the body.
Love is like a game of Jenga. You start with a solid foundation, and then you take turns removing pieces until it all comes crashing down. – Michael Scott
I’m not saying I’m a good kisser. I’m just saying I’m a better kisser than Toby. – Michael Scott
Love is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.
I love love. I love everything about it. The romance, the passion, the heartbreak. – Michael Scott
You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy pizza. And that’s kinda the same thing.
Love is like a good cup of coffee. It’s all about the flavor. – Michael Scott
I’m not saying I’m a ladies’ man, but I’ve been known to charm the pants off a woman or two.
Love is like a game of chess. You have to think several moves ahead. – Michael Scott
I love being in love. It’s like a never-ending adventure.
You can’t love someone if you don’t know them, but you can still be attracted to them. – Michael Scott
Love is like a beautiful sunset. It’s something that happens once in a lifetime.
I’m not saying I’m perfect, but I’m pretty great when it comes to love. – Michael Scott
Love is like a rollercoaster. It’s up and down, but always exciting.